Sell childhood home? Check! Mother of all meltdowns from daughter?Check! Smash thumb in door? Check! Lose column-writing gig? Check!

Today, I found out my column is being cut from the Naperville Patch. So, this might be the last.

http://naperville.patch.com/articles/handling-the-heat-when-it-s-too-hot-to-handle

Any ideas on what I should publish on Mondays from now on? Parenting tips? Rants? Recipes? Funny things my son says, which would have to be heavily redacted?

Janice