Some time ago, my daughter asked my iPad what the windchill was on that particular day. Siri responded, “Would you like me to search my fellatio football?”
When iOS7 came out recently, I upgraded and though Siri’s voice has changed, her mind doesn’t appear to have climbed from the gutter.
This morning my daughter asked Siri, “Where does corn grow?” This was Siri’s response:
I got an iPad Mini for Christmas. I love it. I particularly like conversing with Siri and pretending I’m Samuel L. Jackson. Naturally my kids think Siri is pretty awesome. Actually, only my daughter will admit Siri is fun; my son will not admit anything is fun unless he discovered it.
The more you use her, the more Siri becomes accustomed to your voice, so she’s pretty down with me. My daughter has a much higher, brighter voice. It gives Siri fits.
Daughter: Siri, what is the wind chill today?
Siri: I’m afraid I don’t understand.
Daughter: What is the wind chill today?
Siri: I don’t know. Shall I search the Internet for “My fellatio football”?
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